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? who's joseph kavinsky?

standing down.

he's the same thing i am but also insane

my son's gotten attached to him though so we're all forced to tolerate him until the inevitable ugly breakup

i would have liked a heads up on the insane/ly powerful being in the house.

which son?

he's rarely here and again not a problem for us on this property

murphy, the guy with my face but more hair and less body

ok.

oh my gods, i think i've met him? we stole chicken wings at a cookout together. not like, together, more like synchronously. and i kept him from getting diarrhea.

oh good

thanks for that

you're welcome.

so when you say son what does that mean in this specific context? would henrietta be his sister?

it's complicated

henrietta wasn't created by me exactly she was created by a me who doesn't exist anymore

and murphy probably wasn't created by me at all but we're not 100% on that

sometimes i accidentally make really big things so there's a tiny chance i created his universe?

erring on the side of caution he's mine now

exactly

you should congratulate me too. i made a maker of worlds submit to me in a tickle fight.

congratulations on my suffering?

only a goth would call an embarrassing gigglefit suffering.

Edited 2017-09-08 19:46 (UTC)

it was torment

yeah, your dark soul shuddered at the unspeakable horror, etc.

any other camp ground things i should know about?

the candy on the trees is totally edible

i can't tell if you're making a hansel and gretel joke or being serious.

did he not show you the big oven in the kitchen where we cook people?

[I'm sorry about Adam's habit of inviting himself to answer his boyfriend's text conversations.]

[Sudden Adam is always a bit of a start for Magnus, but he's starting to get used to it]

i asked about that when we met. he didn't.

i'm serious though

the fuck? what is that, taffy?

yeah but there's other stuff out there too

i didn't realise you were mayor of candyland. do you have sweet tooth? that's not very goth.

don't tell me what's goth

my dad used to grow these in our garden back home

don't tell me what to do

i still don't know if you're being serious?? for all i know your dad WAS mayor of candyland, anything is possible on this side of the Porter.

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