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[nightmarist]

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[fehus]

mannnnn

[nightmarist]

she's lost her taste for human flesh

mostly

allegedly

[fehus]

this is fucked up because i've literally been eaten before and i hate it oh man i hate a lot i just started sweating

[nightmarist]

oh my god are you crying

[fehus]

inconsolably. huge, fat tears, just flooding the glen, like paul bunyan after a break-up.

[nightmarist]

you're gonna make it through this

[fehus]

no i'm not, henrietta's gonna make a snack out of me while i'm dabbing my eyes on a hanky.

[nightmarist]

i hope she does

it would be HILARIOUS

[fehus]

[wait]

hold up real talk not sure if i count as human

what kind of flesh does she eat now???

[nightmarist]

i'm kidding bro she won't eat you

she mostly eats possums and rabbits

[fehus]

as long as razorwire is safe.

what's up?

[nightmarist]

answering fan mail

this is my douchey life now

[fehus]

that sounds douchey. excerpt please.

[nightmarist]

dear ronan,
you are like THE hottest (don't tell murphy ok!!!!!) my name is ********* and i go to ***************** high school in ****** wv and i was just wodering (sic) will you be my date to homecoming? it'll be totally sick!! we can both wear dresses and cover them in pigs blood and everyone will know they can't mess with us. hmu on bwitter @ ******
xoxoxo *********

dear *********,
no. take this handkerchief i sneezed on and wear it in my honor.
not yours at all,
ronan lynch

[fehus]

i can't believe you're going to stand them up for homecoming. you monster, they're going to have so much extra pig's blood on their hands.

did you really send them boogers?

[nightmarist]

no it's boogerless

[fehus]

that's mail fraud. stay where you are, criminal. i've already called the police.

[hondoyota]

as the police, i'm going to allow this

[nightmarist]

thanks

[fehus]

you're going away for a long time and i think i just got data mined by the cops.

[nightmarist]

maybe YOU'RE under arrest

[fehus]

frey's fucking fripperies!!!! it's a raid!

[nightmarist]

i cannot believe you just typed that

[fehus]

i save it for special occasions. isn't it great?

[nightmarist]

you're an embarrassment to this household