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he's not a ghost anymore

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not seeing how that makes my baby sister more difficult

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if he's not a ghost he can't be a pregnant ghost

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so make him a pregnant person

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do i have to give you the birds and the bees talk

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my real mom nvr did so yea y not

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a boy can't make a baby with another boy

1/3

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that didnt have birds or bees in it

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mayb ur just not trying hard enough

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or at all

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correct i am not trying to make a baby with noah

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w/e siblings make ppl psychotic neway

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depends on the sibling

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mayb

srsly tho
u do kno how the whole getting sum thing works right?
i dont need to draw diagrams 4 u?

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i'm abstaining for religious reasons but thanks for your concern

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yea ok w/e floats ur boat
or doesnt
u do u starshine

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thanks son

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anytime mom
theres smth fucked up abt me having had more sex than my creator
"""creator"""

[ because yeah, surprise to no one, he's still not sold on it. but it does make for a fun joke. ]

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[It's alright. Ronan has a healthy level of doubt, too, even if it's statistically more likely than some stranger having his face.]

jesus was born from a virgin too

try not to let it get to your head

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sry we worship dirt & 99 yr old computer chips in the apocalypse

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hence the apocalypse part

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nah that happened b4
its the radioactive dirt thats being worshiped
+ the blown up garbage
this 1 time a bald dude in a dress kicked the crap out of me bc i insulted his holy trash pile

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i'm surprised you didn't convert

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the last evangelist 2get faith driven up in my face made me walk thru a mine field with some other guys brain tissue stuck 2 my face so
left a bad impression

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again sorry about your shitty life