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[nightmarist]

is he a hunter or something?

[fehus]

no. these are just rules you have to establish with other einherjar. i'm sort of an anomaly in that respect?

[nightmarist]

almost everything on the farm came from me, including the animals

it'd be nice if you didn't kill them

[fehus]

okay, i'll tell him. he's not like a bloodthirsty creature of the night bent on stealing your cows away or anything. but we're trained to deal with things that look like monsters or threats in a pretty direct way.

[nightmarist]

the only monster you have to worry about is joseph kavinsky and the magic in this place keeps him effectively neutered

rest easy, soldiers

[fehus]

? who's joseph kavinsky?

standing down.

[nightmarist]

he's the same thing i am but also insane

my son's gotten attached to him though so we're all forced to tolerate him until the inevitable ugly breakup

[fehus]

i would have liked a heads up on the insane/ly powerful being in the house.

which son?

[nightmarist]

he's rarely here and again not a problem for us on this property

murphy, the guy with my face but more hair and less body

[fehus]

ok.

oh my gods, i think i've met him? we stole chicken wings at a cookout together. not like, together, more like synchronously. and i kept him from getting diarrhea.

[nightmarist]

oh good

thanks for that

[fehus]

you're welcome.

so when you say son what does that mean in this specific context? would henrietta be his sister?

[nightmarist]

it's complicated

henrietta wasn't created by me exactly she was created by a me who doesn't exist anymore

and murphy probably wasn't created by me at all but we're not 100% on that

sometimes i accidentally make really big things so there's a tiny chance i created his universe?

erring on the side of caution he's mine now

[fehus]

[nightmarist]

exactly

[fehus]

you should congratulate me too. i made a maker of worlds submit to me in a tickle fight.

[nightmarist]

congratulations on my suffering?

[fehus]

only a goth would call an embarrassing gigglefit suffering.

[nightmarist]

it was torment

[fehus]

yeah, your dark soul shuddered at the unspeakable horror, etc.

any other camp ground things i should know about?

[nightmarist]

the candy on the trees is totally edible

[fehus]

i can't tell if you're making a hansel and gretel joke or being serious.

[hondoyota]

did he not show you the big oven in the kitchen where we cook people?

[I'm sorry about Adam's habit of inviting himself to answer his boyfriend's text conversations.]

[fehus]

[Sudden Adam is always a bit of a start for Magnus, but he's starting to get used to it]

i asked about that when we met. he didn't.

[nightmarist]

i'm serious though