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[nightmarist]

some things just have to be suffered

do you need a nurse

[fehus]

thats what im saying i'm the nurse this sis the problem here

[nightmarist]

apparently it's your day off

[fehus]

i threw up 3 times in 3 hours so far is that a good or bad PPM (puke per min)

[fehus]

PPH** hour not min

[nightmarist]

you're gonna survive

only worth worrying if you're puking 3 times in 15 min

[fehus]

i'm too hungover for the joek about being dead

how do you fix this without ancient pagan magics

[nightmarist]

you're not gonna like it

[fehus]

the title of my autobiography

[nightmarist]

you need to drink a bloody mary with raw egg

[fehus]

are you fucking withme and what's in a bloody mary

[nightmarist]

tomato juice, vodka, tabasco, and some other spicy shit

i'm not fucking with you

[fehus]

i like spicy shit

i think i'd like it less after expelling it from my esophagus??

[nightmarist]

if you're only puking once an hour you'll be able to keep it down long enough

[fehus]

ok. it sounds helpful in practice but i think maybe i'll just lay in the bathroom forever.

[nightmarist]

should i bring one to you?

[fehus]

torn

[nightmarist]

you'll thank me later

[fehus]

id probably thank you now i'm just torn between wanting to make this stop happening and being really embarrassed about the smells i have put in your bathroom

they're not great