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i'm abstaining for religious reasons but thanks for your concern

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yea ok w/e floats ur boat
or doesnt
u do u starshine

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thanks son

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anytime mom
theres smth fucked up abt me having had more sex than my creator
"""creator"""

[ because yeah, surprise to no one, he's still not sold on it. but it does make for a fun joke. ]

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[It's alright. Ronan has a healthy level of doubt, too, even if it's statistically more likely than some stranger having his face.]

jesus was born from a virgin too

try not to let it get to your head

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sry we worship dirt & 99 yr old computer chips in the apocalypse

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hence the apocalypse part

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nah that happened b4
its the radioactive dirt thats being worshiped
+ the blown up garbage
this 1 time a bald dude in a dress kicked the crap out of me bc i insulted his holy trash pile

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i'm surprised you didn't convert

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the last evangelist 2get faith driven up in my face made me walk thru a mine field with some other guys brain tissue stuck 2 my face so
left a bad impression

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again sorry about your shitty life

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dont b
not evn u r good enough to dream this shit

[nightmarist]

unfortunately not true

that sounds exactly like something i would dream

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so read me my life
if it were ur nightmare
tell me abt my parents or my friends or the crap ive done
itll b fun

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i don't remember every dream i've ever had

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cop out
use ur imagination
srsly i wanna kno
whats the worst thing u think u couldve put me thru

[nightmarist]

this isn't a fun exercise

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boo, quitter
fine ill drop it