nightmarist: (caustic ☘)
Ronan Lynch ([personal profile] nightmarist) wrote 2017-09-01 12:06 am (UTC)

dear ronan,
you are like THE hottest (don't tell murphy ok!!!!!) my name is ********* and i go to ***************** high school in ****** wv and i was just wodering (sic) will you be my date to homecoming? it'll be totally sick!! we can both wear dresses and cover them in pigs blood and everyone will know they can't mess with us. hmu on bwitter @ ******
xoxoxo *********

dear *********,
no. take this handkerchief i sneezed on and wear it in my honor.
not yours at all,
ronan lynch

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